1
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Pablo?!

2
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I didn't know you were a biter.

3
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<i>That is Pablo out there.</i>

4
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I don't want to kill him.
I want to help him.

5
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Ow!

6
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Kelly.

7
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Give me a kiss.

8
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I'm going to track down
this so-called Ms. Prevett,

9
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<i>deal with Ruby once and for all.</i>

10
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Ruby?!

11
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Ooh!

12
00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,871
It's stuck. I can't get it off.

13
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Foreign person, easy, relax.

14
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I've dealt with kids like this before.

15
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Jag sa ju att barnet var ett Djavul!

16
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Yeah, lady. I don't speak French.

17
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- You likey?
- Mmm.

18
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Come on over here, little kid.

19
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I got something over here
you'll like even better.

20
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See that?
That's a candy dispenser.

21
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Yeah.

22
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Look inside the tiny black holes
and pick one.

23
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Uh... hang that on the tray...

24
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What is up with that kid's hand?

25
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Wait a second.

26
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Holy hacksaw, that's a little me!

27
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- Child is yours?
- Yeah.

28
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Well, it's not like I had sex with Ruby,
but look at it!

29
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Look at the eyes and the chin
and that little saw.

30
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What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?

31
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- Shoot it!
- No!

32
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She's going to use that little shit
to screw me somehow.

33
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Well, guess what? I'll show her.

34
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Nobody screws Ashley J. Williams
like Ashley J...

35
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That sounded so much better in my head.

36
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Shoot!

37
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Hey! Don't do that!

38
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- I want this kid alive.
- No!

39
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Come here, you little shit!

40
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Run!

41
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Help!

42
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Whoa!

43
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Oh, crap. Oh!

44
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Here I come!

45
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Whoa!

46
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Okay, listen, Ricola.

47
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We got to catch that kid.

48
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Because if we catch that kid,

49
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then my daughter will know the truth,

50
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which is I'm not just some psycho
running around with a chainsaw.

51
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What you talk about?

52
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I just want to get that
kid out of the house,

53
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- and into my car.
- Oh, please.

54
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- Go now.
- Relax.

55
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That little runt can't get through this-

56
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We got to fall back!

57
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,019
Come on!

58
00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,188
I'm coming!

59
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Hey, give me that.
What are you doing?

60
00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,606
Hey!

61
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You keep your hands off of my Boomstick.

62
00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,524
You got that?!

63
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Oh, no.

64
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Uh-oh.

65
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Run!

66
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Oh, where are we?

67
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- Oh, God... oh, oh!
- Run!

68
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Hurry!

69
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,685
- What the hell are we doing...
- Stang munnen, du dum man!

70
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That little shit is taunting me.

71
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He doesn't know who he's up against.

72
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Here you go.

73
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We'll tie him up with this.

74
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Yah.

75
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The craziest part about this,

76
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it probably won't be
the most fucked up thing

77
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that ever happens to me.

78
00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:46,025
Hey, imagine where else
I could have bitten you.

79
00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,485
Don't make me get my leg wax.

80
00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,868
Open up, Kelly,
I'm still hungry for your meat!

81
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Pablo, I do not want to hurt you!

82
00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,046
You think you can save me
when even El Brujo couldn't?

83
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,845
- Brujo?
- It's Pablo's uncle, but...

84
00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,133
But he's dead because of me!

85
00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,350
Even from the grave,
that pendejo thinks

86
00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,807
he can save his little Pablito.

87
00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,187
Save him?

88
00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,940
What the fuck, Kelly?
What do we do?

89
00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,022
We just... we stick to the plan, okay?

90
00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,074
We keep defending ourselves
without killing Pablo.

91
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How about a ride on
the Pablo 'stache, Kelly?

92
00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,871
You're not tall enough.

93
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Ow!

94
00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,581
- I bit my tongue! Bitch!
- Mother... fuck!

95
00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,672
He's on the roof.

96
00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,751
Uh-oh, you caught us!

97
00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,557
Got you!

98
00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,385
Brandy!

99
00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,393
- Hold on, Brandy!
- Don't let me go!

100
00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,856
- Hate to crash the party!
- Let her the fuck go!

101
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,535
- Oh!
- Hold on!

102
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,753
Ah!

103
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,928
You're next... to die!

104
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,099
You're next to die!

105
00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,642
You're next to die!

106
00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,938
- Shut the fuck up!
- You're next to die!

107
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Choke on this.

108
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,282
They're connected.

109
00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,911
I warned you!

110
00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,256
Ah!

111
00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,059
Hot tamale!

112
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,485
Brandy, run!

113
00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,945
I know you like it rough, baby.

114
00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:37,288
- Stop!
- Brandy! Don't! Don't kill him!

115
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,011
Pablo?

116
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,185
Pablo?

117
00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,141
Hey. Hey.

118
00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,353
I'm sorry.
I didn't know what else to do.

119
00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,280
Pablo? Pablo, I'm right here.

120
00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,154
Pablo, Pablo.

121
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,361
<i>Pablo?</i>

122
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,920
Fuck.

123
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,127
Am I dead again?

124
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,509
You have brought the Kandarian Dagger.

125
00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,839
You again.

126
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,674
What do you want? Who are you?

127
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,680
Her name is Maritsa.

128
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,387
Brujo?

129
00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,525
You made it, Pablito.

130
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,024
But your journey... is far from over.

131
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,366
Come on.

132
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,196
- What?
- What's happening to him?

133
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,247
I don't know. I don't know.

134
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,790
Pablo?

135
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,067
Please, we-we go.

136
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,736
Yeah, in a Branson minute, sweetie.

137
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,906
Let's see what else the lioness
has in her evil den.

138
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,403
First things first.

139
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,093
That writing looks awfully familiar.

140
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,105
The hell is going on around here?

141
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,953
Is you?

142
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,872
W-T-F.

143
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,670
I got that off my teenage daughter.

144
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:35,340
Yeah, this is me and Candy
on our wedding night.

145
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:40,012
Making a daughter
in the back of the Delta.

146
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,258
Working at Value Stop,

147
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,683
hanging in my trailer,

148
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,601
holy CIA.

149
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,146
Ruby's been surveilling
my ass for decades.

150
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,098
She could have killed me
anytime, anywhere.

151
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,434
You know this,

152
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,360
evil woman, Ruby?

153
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,529
- Yeah.
- Here I come!

154
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,345
El tío, what is this place?
Where are we?

155
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,094
Is a void between realms

156
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,517
that I have managed to mask from evil,

157
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,889
for now.

158
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,849
I could've sent a leopard, or a cobra,

159
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,524
but I needed your attention.

160
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,772
Her death mask is powerful, isn't it?

161
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,367
There's little time.

162
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,701
Your body's dying in the earthly plane.

163
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,036
The evil within is consuming your soul.

164
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,122
And only with the strength of a Brujo,

165
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,755
you can harness its power, to aid...

166
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,095
the Prophesied One.

167
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,467
Ash.

168
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,190
Oh, no.

169
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,694
Oh!

170
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,916
Oh. Ow!

171
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,917
Oh, that no good, double-crossing...

172
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,404
Oh, Heidi!

173
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,025
Why'd you have to run off like that?

174
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,160
Oh, hey there, little guy.

175
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,495
There you are.

176
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,330
Why don't you come on out?

177
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,835
I'm not going to hurt you.

178
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,507
No, hardly at all.

179
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,553
Yeah, hey, uh, see?

180
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,175
Look.

181
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,552
Nothing in my hands.

182
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,429
Come on out.

183
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,635
We should play.

184
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,062
- Ow!
- F-U.

185
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,105
Ooh, you little son...

186
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,232
Okay, time to put baby to bed.

187
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,530
When you turned away from
your ancestors, Pablito,

188
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,733
you left yourself vulnerable to evil.

189
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,159
Now you must prove yourself worthy,

190
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,033
before you can exert control
over this darkness.

191
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,615
Um, yeah.
How bad is this going to get?

192
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,419
Do you remember the ritual legends
I used to tell you?

193
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,747
Two basins full of blood of darkness...

194
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,082
And one holds the blood of our people.

195
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,543
You have to mix your own blood
with the correct bowl.

196
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,381
You choose darkness,
then evil will consume you.

197
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,183
Choose wisely, and...

198
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,228
- I'll become a Brujo, like you.
- Even stronger.

199
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,727
You will accomplish what none have before.

200
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,979
You will have span between two realms.

201
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,732
One foot in the Underworld,
the other on the earthly plane.

202
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,485
You, Pablo, will become...

203
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,281
El Brujo Especial.

204
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,826
Wait, isn't that the name of a beer?

205
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,287
Are you ready, Pablito?

206
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,242
Buena, buena medicina.

207
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,793
Buena, buena luz divina.

208
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,850
I'm ready to become what I was born to be.

209
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:43,145
Choose the darkness,
or choose the light.

210
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,726
- Choose the darkness...
- Let's conquer evil.

211
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,812
- Good.
- ...or choose the light.

212
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,272
Now for the hard part.

213
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,028
Here, kiddie, kiddie.

214
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,325
Come on out, widdle buddy!

215
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,952
Hey!

216
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,458
Oh! That was a cheap shot!

217
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,637
Oh, you are way too young
to be going up there!

218
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,023
Oh, want to play hide-and-seek, huh?

219
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,645
Okay.

220
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,319
I'll close my eyes,
and I'll count to ten.

221
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:34,321
One, two, three...

222
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,491
eight, nine, ten!

223
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,200
Whoa!

224
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,542
Oh.

225
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,876
Well, there's something
you don't see every day.

226
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,887
Be strong, Pablito.

227
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,018
Oh, shit! Pablo?

228
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,366
Release the beast.

229
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,537
Suelten la bestia.

230
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,755
Suelten la bestia.

231
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,631
He's tearing apart! He's dying!

232
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,139
Give my Pablo back, you fucks!

233
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,478
Oh, inside voice!

234
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,976
- Yah!
- Oh! Watch it, buster!

235
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,230
- Yah! Yah!
- Oh!

236
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,436
Don't push it, Tiny Tim.

237
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,317
- Yah!
- Oh!

238
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,076
Whoa!

239
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,653
Whoa!

240
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,747
Oh, shit! Huh!

241
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,870
Oh, want some, huh?

242
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,171
Yeah? Here we go!

243
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,416
- Oh, yeah?
- Uh-oh.

244
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,297
Oh!

245
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,719
Oh, you're a tricky little bastard,
aren't you?

246
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,091
Hey!

247
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,592
Yah!

248
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,685
Oh, that is so wrong in so many ways.

249
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,243
- Why you little... oh!
- No!

250
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,628
Ah!

251
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,302
Whew.

252
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,564
Try and get out of this.

253
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,820
Mama!

254
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,332
Both evil and your ancestors are calling.

255
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,002
See them, and choose.

256
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,382
There is no way to know.

257
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,715
Don't see with your eyes, Pablito.

258
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,728
Don't see with your eyes.

259
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,432
Brujo?!

260
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,237
Brujo?! Brujo?!

261
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,205
Don't see with your eyes.

262
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,044
Don't see... with your eyes.

263
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,513
Hey! Hey! Fight it!

264
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,090
Pablo, it's okay. Come on.

265
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,241
Pablo, you got this.

266
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,077
I got this!

267
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,803
Cuídate.

268
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,438
Mi nombre es Pablo Simon Bolivar.

269
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:27,902
Y yo soy El Brujo Especial!

270
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,795
Pablo?

271
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,884
Is he dead?

272
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,797
No...

273
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,224
no, no...

274
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,802
Pab...

275
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,228
Pablo!

276
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,066
No!

277
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,144
No, Pablo!

278
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,653
Pablo! You're alive!

279
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,484
You're alive!

280
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,081
And you're not all fucked up.

281
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,625
Hey, I thought I lost you,
for real this time.

282
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,382
Shit! Where's Ash?

283
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,054
Wow, okay.

284
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,756
- No, no, no. No, no, no. Hey, hey, Kel?
- Wha...

285
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,888
That was amazing.

286
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,848
Fuck, Kelly.

287
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,101
Shit's about to get loco up in this bitch.

288
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,023
And even though the Jefe
would never admit it...

289
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,443
he can't defeat this evil without me.

290
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,442
You're right. He'd never admit that.

291
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,275
Wha... what?

292
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,202
The end is coming.

293
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,030
Shouldn't you take it a little easy?

294
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,411
Why? I feel incredible.

295
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,875
Pablo, what the fuck just happened?

296
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,957
Something especial.

297
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,052
What?

298
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:13,382
So, is he just normal now?

299
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,559
Normal?
I forgot what that word even means.

300
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,265
Look... I got to take care of this.

301
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,897
I need you to track down your old man,
fill him in on what just happened.

302
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,526
- You think you could do that for me?
- Yeah, I'll try the hardware store.

303
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,653
Hey, are you going to be okay?

304
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,238
I've been through worse.

305
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,618
Oh, Brandy.

306
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,119
Stay the fuck away from Ruby.

307
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,952
You mean Ms. Prevett?

308
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,582
Prevett.

309
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,833
Yeah. Her.

310
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,640
You fuck with my Pablo...

311
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,093
you fuck with me.

312
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,521
And I'm done being fucked with, Ruby.

313
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,770
Damn it, where are you?

314
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,118
Ah, Brandy, I'm glad you're here,

315
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,495
because your pop has the 4-1-1 on evil.

316
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,952
- Whatever this is...
- Nothing to worry about.

317
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,503
But I'm going to prove to you
once and for all

318
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,127
that your Ms. Prevett,
is full of C.R.A.P.P.

319
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,834
Brandy? Oh, my God,
I've been looking everywhere.

320
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,294
What's he doing now?

321
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,801
Oh, I was just about to expose
your demon butt.

322
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,132
Are you still going on about that?

323
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,843
Mr. Williams,
you are embarrassing yourself,

324
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,974
- and your daughter.
- My God, this is so fucked.

325
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,475
Ditto, minus the swearing.

326
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,182
Brandy, you don't actually believe
this nonsense

327
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,858
that I'm some kind of demon, do you?

328
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,527
I'm not sure what I believe anymore.

329
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,696
Do we really need all this yelling?

330
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,148
I totally agree, Sheriff.

331
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,824
Just the person I was looking for.

332
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,321
Hey, why don't you save us
some time here,

333
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,155
and spill the tequila
about your stupid demon son.

334
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,831
I have no idea what he's talking about.

335
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,000
Let me jog your memory.

336
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,670
Just so happens,
I've got that little monster...

337
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,169
right here!

338
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,837
- Oh!
- Mama.

339
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,172
- You... What the...
- The hell is this?

340
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,180
I know this looks bad, but trust me,

341
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,058
that cute little kid is a demon,
and not long ago,

342
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,014
he was running around
inside a headless corpse

343
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,770
of some Scandinavian woman.

344
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,021
He hurt me.

345
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,568
Yeah. Should've.

346
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,646
Oh, you animal!

347
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,108
Kidnapping a defenseless child,
a new low even for you.

348
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,577
Brandy...

349
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:43,202
I know I'm a crappy father,
but I'm also a crappy liar.

350
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,626
I've always told you the truth,
even if it sounds creepy and weird.

351
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,625
- I mean, how do you make this shit up?
- He's a menace to the community.

352
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:53,709
You've got some explaining to do,
Mr. Williams.

353
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,670
You know, I have a spare room.
Brandy can come back to my place,

354
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,380
I'll take care of her.

355
00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,806
Brandy?

356
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,475
Dad, get in!

357
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:06,225
- Mr. Williams!
- That's my daughter!

358
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,233
You know, this is the first time
you ever called me Dad?

359
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,685
Stop!

360
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,375
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